We were driving along a shunpike, an activity much enjoyed by my spouse. A turn of the wheel, and the Toyota was sunk in the sand, miles from nowhere. In this case, I will
A. Dig
B. Check cell phone reception
C. Call Triple A
D. Wait to be rescued
E. Walk out
F. Leave my bones for the vultures
In this instance, went for A-D. Actually, as my spouse was calling AAA, a vehicle showed up. In it were
A. Quail hunters with guns, knives, and dogs
B. Sociopathic survivalists
C. Good Samaritans
D. A & C
D. is correct. Polite young men easily towed us out. We decided to turn around and take the highway. What we learned from this was
A. I was right that shunpikes are scary (me)
B. The human spirit of exploration such as that which drove Columbus sometimes displays errors of judgment (spouse)
C. People who are different than you can rescue you
D. Gratitude is a great feeling
E. It is better to be drinking sangria with blueberry liquor in a nice Italian restaurant than stuck on a back road
F. Time to give some charitable donations as a thanks to divine providence and the county of Socorro
G. Luck–sometimes good, sometimes bad, often both
H. AAA is still a great thing as they called just as we were rescued
I. Be more cautious on sand
J. All of the Above
J. is correct.