The Stories My Mirror Could Tell by Libby Hall

The Stories My Mirror Could Tell 
–by Libby Hall

The mirror of my youth cruelly reminded me that I wasn’t ok the way I was.
Growing up as a short, plump girl with rough skin and thick curly hair, the rather plain but kind of cute daughter of a tall, very glamorous and beautiful mother who had a flawless complexion and good hair was difficult.  When we were out, people would actually stop and ask her for her autograph believing she was Ava Gardner.  She  generously signed their books.  Anything for the little people.  Then she would grab my hand and off we’d go as she laughed and laughed about how gullible people are.  It was fun but beauty and desirability were the currency of approval and acceptance in my home and I had insufficient funds. 

I spent hours in front of the mirror learning make-up tricks, dyeing my  hair, scrubbing my skin raw to rid it of blemishes, perfecting a mask.  I wasn’t a beautiful woman but with enough make-up, hair straightener, different colors, and diet pills I could pose as one.  I was always looking in the mirror, posing, examining, evaluating  and rehearsing.

   I have an aversion to mirrors.  A hold-over from a relationship where my boyfriend installed mirrors, mirrors everywhere –walls, ceilings, doors, on any  flat or level surface and he still does.  However, my home has 3 mirrors – 2 are over bathroom sinks and one lives quietly, unnoticed at the end of a hallway. 
It’s a curious phenomenon to study the face of someone I know so well but only from the inside. I don’t know what expressions cross my face.  Do I look puzzled, tired, or angry when I frown?   Do I look happy or manic when I laugh?  What are the expressions that cause you to pause, to react, or get upset with me?

What do I see when I look in the mirror?  What am I looking for?   Food caught between my teeth.   Stiff black and white hairs popping out on my chin or above my lips.  Has gravity created an even more dramatic rendering while I slept?  Sometimes I’m just grateful that bushy  hairs have not sprouted in my nose or on my ears while I’ve slept.  Who was I expecting to see?  Me at 35 or even 50?  Sometimes I am startled to see this white haired old woman returning my squinting gaze.  Where did she come from?  I’m not displeased with her but curious.  It seems this transformation occurred when I was paying attention to something else.  

My obsession with my looks began to dull a few years ago.  Vanity has taken a step back but not disappeared.   I began buzzing my now white hair about 7 years ago when it felt hip and edgy.  Today,  its just so easy.  I cannot imagine going thru the trauma of  growing it out again.   Lipstick, oh God, I love lipstick.   Glossy pinks and reds that cheer me up and make me smile.  I must confess I do darken my white eyebrows and then worry that I have gotten carried away and look like a caricature of myself – a kind of Bette Davis in “Baby Jane” look.   I still use a tinted moisturizer w/sunscreen to help even out those brown spots and blotchy areas.

“It’s just sun damage and old age.” my dermatologist cheerfully informs me.

I have loved getting older which is different from aging, but I will get to that.  It has meant freedom, re-defining myself, becoming confident and really liking the woman I’ve become.  

Aging is different.  It’s a strange process but one I am now comfortable with. I am not the woman I was at 60 or even 65. I have faced my mortality in a more realistic way. I have limitations I once disdainfully observed in others.  It’s a whole, new world.

  It’s falls that just happen.  It’s injuries that take too long to heal and never get quite right again.   It’s when youthful problems return as  serious situations.  When colds and coughs become pneumonia and COPD.  It’s when my previously strong, sturdy, healthy body begins to slow down and arthritis moves in where those old accidents and  injuries occurred.   It’s not being able to read anything without glasses.  It’s those humming noises and muted musical sounds I hear when it’s quiet.  It’s those sporadic  yoga classes (which really help my balance and mobility) but leave my calf and hip muscles sore for  days.  It’s an intense reality check.

That trim, fit body I always fantasized about ain’t gonna happen.  After years of being fat and losing a lot of weight in the last few years my body resembles an over-inflated balloon after someone let the air out.  I have “good-by” arms – the flabby flesh of my upper arms waves good-by right along with my hand.  My great grandmother had arms like mine and when I was a young girl I prayed and prayed that I would never, ever have arms like that.  Oh well.   My face is lined from years of sun worship, stress and laughter.  Those fines lines of living  that would fade after a good night’s sleep are now permanently  etched crevasses carved into my face.  I have wattles of skin hanging below my chin.  On a good day my eyes still have that sparkle and other days they’re pale and tired.   I’m always being surprised by the deep purple bruises that simply appear on my hands and arms.

“Oh, that’s just old age”, says the relentlessly cheerful dermatologist.
Bulging varicose veins, misshapen feet, teeth that break and on and on.  Not such a pretty picture, you might say, but I am very accepting of it.   Mostly, I enjoy myself as I am.   I’m still kind of cute.

There are other funnier aspects of aging.  Meditation which is more of a nap than an elevation of consciousness.  Stepping into the shower wearing my glasses.  Searching everywhere for the glasses resting on my head.  Forgetting to put on my shoes and realizing I’m wearing my slippers as I enter the grocery store.  I haven’t gone outside to chat with the neighbors wearing only a blouse as my mother did when dementia was taking over her life.  Not yet anyway.  
Each morning around 6 a.m.  I grope my way into the bathroom, holding onto the sink, I lean towards the mirror squinting hard in the too bright light at that old, androgynous crone returning my stare.
There is a scene in the film “Milagro Beanfield War” where Amarante, the 90 year old farmer peers into the mirror above his wash basin.  Scratching his chest, he mutters, 

“Thank you, God, for another day.”

This scene delights me.  Each morning I smile at my reflection and say,

“Thank you God, for another day”.

I don’t remind me of anyone else.  Well,  Amarante, maybe.

On Aging by Terry Wilson

I have 17 different kinds of eye cream—OK, maybe only 13, but more are arriving by mail, any day now. Hydroxatone is supposed to take away the dark circles but after about 4 months of spreading it under my eyes and also on my eyelids that don’t even have circles, I can’t see much difference. I already canceled Dermitage which was being sent to me every month, and none of these potions are cheap! I ordered Cindy Crawford’s Meaningful Beauty because Cindy looks so good and supposedly it’s made from some melon found only in the French countryside, but it did nothing. And when I called to send it back, the representative said that it was too late; the trial period had ended, and now I’m stuck with a lot of Meaningful Beauty.
I have Suzanne Sommers’ Thigh Master to keep my chubby thighs in line, and I have 14 quarts of hair gel, but I’m powerless over my hair and my life has become unmanageable. Aging is basically hopeless, though later tonight I’ll be ordering some Nopalina for the inflammation in my knee. It’s made from the Nopal cactus which survives in the arid Arizona desert—3 ounces a day and your soreness is supposed to disappear. I hope it doesn’t taste bad.
Sometimes I ask my husband how I look before we go out.  I’m not always dressed up, but sometimes I am and I say,
“Mark, do I look OK?”
“You look great,” he says, his head in the closet getting his coat. He’s halfway out to the car and I yell after him.
“But you didn’t even glance at me! How do you know how I look?”
“You always look great,” he says, fiddling in his glove compartment. Then his eyes meet mine. “You look fine!”
“Fine?” I say. “What does that mean? Don’t butchers say a cut of ham is fine?”
I see my mother aging and now she has dementia, I hate to say. Still, her skin is as soft as tissue paper, the skin of her face especially, but even on her arms and hands. Once during her 90th birthday party a few yrs. ago, she demonstrated once more how she loves to be the star. I had given her these warm and soft white furry gloves and scarf for those cold Buffalo winters. As we all sat on the couch and opened gifts for her, she put each glove on slowly and then the scarf around her neck. It was November so she was probably cold, and as my sisters and brothers read her these sentimental cards, “I love you Mom; you’re the best Mother anyone could ever have. You’re so kind and loving…” she yelled, “Are you done yet?” And all the while, her hands were in the air, in front of her face as she watched them moving in the white gloves, making wave motions for all to see like she was touching the wind, her hands flying free like Marcel Marceau, expressing her joy at still having hands, still being alive.